People Who Sleep in Beds That Do Not Belong To Them

Fade in. Start the scene.

You go up to your room to go to sleep.  You see your roomate cuddled up in his bed snoozin' away.  You assume its safe to go to sleep.  But, wait.. after a few minutes your roomate walks in the door.  How can this happen?

YOU ASSUME THAT IT WAS YOUR ROOMATE SLEEPING IN HIS BED. BUT YOU WOULD BE WRONG.

It is, in fact, someone else sleeping in your roomates bed.  Only the jottiest of jots attempt to pull off the move of sleeping in someone elses bed, because they know that no one would ever bother to actually check if it is, in fact, their roomate or not.  What a jot.

Jots go home to your own beds.