Friday, January 2, 2009

People Who Waste Good Beer on Drinking Games and Act Like Dicks About It

Listen, I love good beer just as much as hte next guy.  In fact, I prefer it to shitty beer (shocking, right?)

But shitty beer has its place in society.  Sometimes, you just need to rage hard.

And sometimes, when raging hard, you're going to play drinking games.  Maybe flip cup, maybe beer pong, maybe chandelier- whatever's your cup of tea.  And when you're slugging down beers, it's foolish- and jotty- to waste a real beer on it.  You don't play flip cup with a hefeweizen, or beer pong with IPAs. It's a waste.

And then, on top of that, to make a big deal out of how you're drinking "good beer" during one of these games while others are drinking "watery beer"-- well, that's just plain jotty.

1 comments:

J. Snerd said...

Jots not only waste good beer, they are responsible for roughly 83% of Calhounings nationwide. If that isn't jotty, then i don't know what is.