People Who Correct You When You Say It's Winter Before the Actual Winter Solstice

Something has to be done to these people.

Yes, I understand that Winter doesn't "technically" start until December 21st, or the 23rd, or whenever the hell it starts, but let's be realistic.

If it's December, it's winter.  If you need to scrape the ice off your car in the morning, shovel the driveway, or you have tos ay "Fuck, it's cold", then it's winter, regardless of what day it is.

The same thing goes for other seasons as well. "It's so hot and it's not even summer yet!" JUNE IS SUMMER.

Nonjots are likely to describe the seasons as such:

December, January, February -- WINTER

March, April, May -- SPRING

June, July, August -- SUMMER

September, October, November -- FALL

Everyone else is a jot and should go home.